March's Awkward TruthMarch 2013 Issue
YouTube Centerspread Ten Things You Asked Your Leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day: 1. For Mr. Rucker to cancel the ROK. (It didn’t work.) 2. For your “favorite person” to forget to wear green. (; 3. For all MBMS teachers to do the Harlem Shake. Pleeeeaaaase. 4. For Ms. Umanoff to make more Brainiacs. 5. For hipsters to go drown in the mainstream. 6. For Taylor Swift to finally settle down. Yeah, right. 7. For Mr. Locke to finally be accepted into The Avengers. 8. For your mom to give you real gold coins instead of chocolate ones. 9. For One Direction to show up at your doorstep. 10. For everyone to shut up about One Direction. |
February's Awkward TruthFebruary 2013 Issue
Opinions Page What You Did This Valentine’s Day: 1. Actually spent it with that special someone. 2. Hung out with friends because true love is too mainstream. 3. Sent yourself a caregram. Signed it “Your Secret Admirer.” 4. Sat down with a tub of Ben and Jerry’s and watched “The Notebook”. Again. And again. And again. 5. Got some eye candy. (Channing Tatum, Logan Lerman, Kate Upton, Megan Fox. You know the drill.) 6. Tagged along with your friend and her significant other and was a third wheel. 7. Channeled your inner Regina George and made a burn book. (If you don’t know what we mean, look it up.) 8. Spent some quality time with those adorable cats on YouTube. 9. Took it to Instagram. #foreveralone 10. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. |